People call me anytime but you can call me Abby.
psat 2014 recaps

khaaaaaaaaaaaaann:

Crimson leaves, falling
Bedazzling your enemies
Simultaneously at the same time
Dolphins and children can’t wear leashes
You can never see the Grand Canyon
Selling more candy than the 2nd graders
When your favorite Harry Potter characters aren’t represented right in the movies
Passage 1 and…


PSAT Fanfiction

bedazzledbutt:

I dedicated my entire life to the art of calligraphy, the only ancient art worth studying. Some called me obsessive. Some called me brilliant. Others called me Young Sensei.
The clock I illustrated with my favorite calligraphy pen and the expensive ink that was directly from India gave no clue…


iremembersky:

Last year’s PSAT: sexual tension between the Japanese businessman and his translator

This year’s PSAT: sexual tension between Garcia Lopez De Carden and the Grand Canyon


theelevethdoctor:

TWITTER

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IS

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FUCKING

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KILLING

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ME

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RIGHT

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NOW

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IM

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DYING



PSATS
PSATS: lol write in cursive
PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
PSATS: improve the thing
PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
PSATS: have you really seen it
PSATS: you haven't really seen it
PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS
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My senior brother was asking me about the psats
Brother: wait so what's everything about the guy from Boston
Me: oh he went to the Grand Canyon, but he didn't see it the same way the first guy saw it he only got about one millionth of the joy from preconceived expectations
Brother: that's the dumbest shit I ever heard
Brother: what about the calligraphy
Me: the reporter asked all the wrong questions and he doesn't have enough time to write poems anymore
Me: Crimson leaves falling
Brother: you do know it's illegal for it to be online right
Me: woof
Brother: they're gonna slowly kill everyone on tumblr
Me: it's okay dolphins can't wear leashes
Me: *leaves*

the-spooky-shrub:

PSAT like choose religion:
1) Christian
2) Christian
3) Christian
4) ChRiStIaN
Um actually I’m not ch-
5) CHRISTIAN
6) cHRISTian
But actually I’m -
7) HOW ABOUT CHRISTIAN
Wait this is literally all-
8) did you mean: CHRisTIAN?

Islam/Muslim/Moslem


Imagine the SAT

midorimacchiin:

Young sensei has evolved into old sensei
Dolphins have been leashed
The Grand Canyon will finally be seen
The interviewer will finally ask the questions


alexandrahavok:

I think the PSAT tag on twitter just made my week


like-yeahh:

Do you know how long it took me to make this collage of my 2014 PSAT memories???

like-yeahh:

Do you know how long it took me to make this collage of my 2014 PSAT memories???



king-of-this-region:

I’m laughing so hard


magdalenacumberbatch:

The PSAT though


What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: I will never see the grand canyon like Lopez de Cardenas